Pumps' Perplexities

It is now official......Over 63 million people went
to the polls yesterday and in doing so they have
stopped complaining and whining about their
lives......

Sixty Three million people are now happy....
Is not America great?......And it happened
in just one day......

There will be some ramifications though.....
The late night TV show comedians will no
longer be able to do political jokes about
the President or Vice President hunting
accidents.....The talking heads on CNN,
PBS and MSNBC will be out of work
because there is nothing for them to
complain about anymore.....The New York
Times, Washington Post and other
newspapers will only have "good" news
to print.....No more "troubling" headlines.....

Utopia has arrived and we are living in
it, so we are now told.......Pumps