Pumps' Perplexities

There is a group of people in America along with
others in the world that have a political theory
that the world is moving too fast......Well people,
it is slowing down and let us see if this group
of people will finally find happiness......I doubt
it but here are some thoughts, of others.....

The Recession will reduce the amount of CO2
emissions therefore Global Warming will no
longer be a problem.......

The Recession will cause the price of gasoline
to decrease because no one can afford....

The Recession will reduce the amount of cars
being sold therefore helping the CO2 problem..

The Recession will prevent "suburban sprawl"
because no one can afford houses in the
"burbs" anymore......

The Recession will cause people to consume
less....But have no fear Campbell Soup stocks
are up this week......

I hate to tell the younger generation this,
but it sounds like we are back in the '40s
again......So much for all of THEIR
advancements.....Now they will have to live
as their grandparents did....Shame......
Pumps