Pumps' Perplexities

I ain't no "Joe the Plumber", but I am close.....
I'am "The Pump Doctor".....

Same type of guy.......A little in debt, once in
a while.......Divorced, once and learned how
to cook my own meals.....

Had a chance to open my own business,
but, there was too many Federal regulations,
ID numbers and quarterly taxes, on yet
unearned, money that went along with the
prospect of business ownership......Then
there was all the State and County forms
and taxes on sales and personal property.....

I SAID NO......And, retired in peace...
Good thing I was old and able to do so.....
Pumps