Pumps' Perplexities

Has anyone noticed that the three above words
only relate to T-shirts these days?.......Along
with XXL, extra-extra large.......

Years ago everything was "small-medium-
large"......No longer......The American
marketing and advertising industry has
found other words......

Try to go out today and buy a roll of simple
toilet paper......(OK we know it's the softest
on the market.)......But do you buy a "roll"
or a "double roll"?.......Do you buy the
"giant" roll or the "mega" roll?.......I suspect
that we could have a "humongous" except
for the fact that it would not fit through
the bathroom door......(A lifetime of toilet
paper in "one" roll.)..........

Come on guys, let's get back to normal....
No more "sampler", "grande" or "party"....

Just SMALL - MEDIUM - LARGE.......Pumps