Pumps' Perplexities

Being a native New Yorker, you can not go
through live without giving someone a "tip",
for services rendered......Every cab driver,
waiter or waitress, bartender gets a tip
after they have served you.......

Why in heck do the Democratic and
Republican National Committees want
their "tip" up front?.....Why should I "tip"
prior to "services rendered"?.......

"Show me what you can do and then I may
give you some money"......."Tips" are
dispensed upon the receipt of good service.....

I was taught, at a very early age, that giving
money prior to a "service" was a "bribe" not
a "tip".....That was 52 years ago and I do
not think that "things" have changed much...
Pumps