Pumps' Perplexities

In these changing times, I have noticed one little
simple thing......Trying to send a package via
UPS or FedEx has become more complicated......

If you try to call up one of these "little stores"
for a shipping rate, they, almost, ask for your
grandmothers birth certificate before they
will give you a shipping cost......

A small package is a small package.....Why
the heck do you need the width + length +
girth to get a shipping cost.....

Let's face it, half of the people of the world
do not even know what "girth" really is......
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