Pumps' Perplexities

It seems that the people in Australia are trying to
Go Green.....It is a Global Warming thing......

As a man in his 70's, their suggestions seemed
to have "crossed" my life somewhere along the
line......But I guess it must be a new thing for
the "boomers" and "X-Yers"......

New Suggestion Olde Fact
#1 Cut down on use of water........House only had ONE toilet
#2 Get Green Power......................Windmills have been around for a while
#3 Change light bulbs to CFLs.....Only had ONE ceiling light and ONE outlet
#4 Walk..........................................Had to olde 48 Chevy never ran
#5 Eat locally grown food..............I think it was called a Victory Garden
#6 Install solar hot water..............Tin pot on a tar roof made tea water
#7 Compost....................................Had one for the Victory Garden
#8 Grow a garden..........................See #5 and #7
#9 Buy less stuff*...........................Never had the money to over spend
#10 Get active in the GW movement.........No comment

*The reason behind this suggestion is that if you by "less stuff" you will
not product the CO2 gas to make it......

Side note: The Earth's temperature has not increased in 2005, 2006, and
2007......Something to do with inaccurate "computer weather models"......
Maybe Global Warming has come to an end......The ski industry will just love
the new Ice Age......Pumps