Pumps' Perplexities

Here in Jabunyaville, foliage has come and gone, the leaves
are falling and the WAR has begun......

Which tree has produced the most leaves that have fallen
on other people's property?....Who will claim which leaves
for proper disposal?....Who will, while not being
observed, try to blow leaves to an other's property?.....
Great questions all....Or should it be " great questions
Fall"?......

For some reason I have determined that most of the
leaves go away by themselves.....A little snow or some
rain and "off they go"......But there are some that say,
"the leaves are bad" or "they damage my nice lawn"...
And so the WAR begins......

What really gets me is that the "wind" will suddenly
change the purpose of "man"......It seems that "Mother
Nature" has the biggest "blower of all......Pumps