Pumps' Perplexities

Article One of the United States Constitution reads,
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment
of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or
abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or
the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to
petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

With the "above" in mind, where does it say a teacher
can use his "ass" to paint a picture and say it is "the
freedom of speech?".........To me "speech" means use
of the facial orifice and not the use of the rectal orifice.....

Where in the course of American legal history did we
lose sight of "speech" being verbal and "press" being
printed word?.......Are there people trying to tell me
that Judges can not "read"?.......Pumps