Pumps' Perplexities

Have your ever noticed that if you order a "take-out"
pizza or order one for "home delivery", the slices are
never the same......You wind up with two or four small
slices and/or two to four big pieces......

The only place I have seen slices of pizza that are the
same size is in a store window where they sell pizza
by the slice......Then and only then does someone take
the time to cut the pizza pie into "equal portions"......
That's because you are not going to pay for a smaller
piece when you can pay the same price for a larger
piece.......

But buy a "take-out" or "home delivery" pizza and
THEY do not care.....You have bought a "whole" pie
so why should THEY be worried how THEY slice it......
For some reason I find this disconcerting.....Pumps