Pumps' Perplexities

For the past few years the cellular telephone industry
has increased its desire to construct more towers
in order to improve telephone service for the customer....

There have been many an occasion when the local
residents have said, "Not In My Back Yard"......Their
complaint was either it would destroy the view,
reduce property values or fall on their house........

The "cell tower" now has, to its advantage, the obesity
of school children.......To keep the school children thin
and healthy many schools are removing the soda/pop
machines from the schools......This was a source of
income for many school and athletic activities........
The school districts are losing the profit from the sale
of soda/pop.......

Thus to make up for the revenue shortfall one school in
Jabunyaville is allowing the construction of a cell
tower on school property.....The operator of the tower
will pay the school "rental" money which will be
applied to the school's athletic program......

I suspect that this "revenue gain" will be a new
trend........Pumps