Pumps' Perplexities

My little olde HP All-in-One printer has decided, all by itself,
to cause paper problems.......Just press the "On" button and
it will pull a piece of paper in half way, stop, and then light up
like a Christmas tree with all sort of ERROR information......

For the past three days I have contacted HP Technical Support
only to receive the same "form" letter and information in
reply.....After four days of performing every corrective task
they requested, multiple times, the printer still pulls in 1/2
piece of paper, stops, and lights up like a Christmas tree......

Over the years Customer Service departments in corporations
have been reduced and automated.....

If you want to talk to a "person", sometimes with an East
Indian accent, it will cost you $29.95 and up......Inexpensive
printers can be bought for as little as $50.00......(And a
new set of ink cartridges cost about $60.00).....Everything
is designed to be thrown into the "town dump" when it
breaks........

Oh well, I guess it is off to look at a Canon printer this time......
My first one was way more dependable than this HP....
It is a pity it was not an All-in-One......Pumps