Pumps' Perplexities

For the past few days, our local TV news has been consumed
with a story about a young male bear that has found its way
into the western region of our fair Jabunyaville.......

It appears that this is about the time of the year that bears
go roaming.......This one came into an area that 10 years
ago was farm and woods but now is full of newly built
subdivision housing......

What gets me is that people leave the urban cities, which
have rats and roaches, and then complain when they see
a bug, raccoon or even a bear in what use to be country.......

Some woman, holding a baby, just can not understand why
a bear would be in her area......I guess that since her house
sits on the bear's olde feeding grounds has nothing to do
with it.......

I wonder what she is going to say when she gets a snake
in her bathroom?.......Pumps