Pumps' Perplexities

It seems the Global Warming people want you to analyze
the "carbon footprint" that YOU are leaving on the earth.....
The British have a site which will calculate the information
and produce a number, similar to a "credit score".....

You enter the requested information and it produces the
"number" along with the addition of YOUR "secondary
Carbon Footprint" number......

Thus if you do not use any fossil fuel, electricity, car, public
transportation or fly anywhere, you are still responsible for
a "secondary footprint" of some 5,950 kgs of CO2 emissions......

Now it is suggested that you cut your CO2 by 2,500 kgs and
plant four trees.......In order to cut 2,500 kgs you can start
by reducing "secondary emissions" like
Food and Drink......................... 585 kgs
Clothes and Shoes......................486 kgs
Recreation and Services............1,546 kgs

Also since the human body produces CO2 as a by-product
of breathing, "one" may be required to purchase "carbon
credits", in the future, in order to breathe, eat and wear
clothes........

Yep, another "It's your fault"..........Pumps