Pumps' Perplexities

Has anyone noticed that most basketball players, in their
exuberance after making "two points", have a tendency
to hang from the basketball rim for a few seconds......

Lately in the game of American football, players have been
penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct if they perform
certain "antics" after making a "touch down" points.......

Considering all the basketball "backboards" being broken
with players hanging off its rim, I suggest that any points
scored by a player be negated for "rim hanging"......
If these athletes want to swing off something they should
have competed in the gymnastic parallel bars......Pumps