Pumps' Perplexities

It seems that the best and most funniest joke is a "fart"
joke......But flatulence is a real and necessary body function....
Trust me, after one hospital stay, I was not allowed to be
discharged until I "farted"......For some reason this simple
human function advised all the well trained medical
personnel that I was OK to go home.....

During your early days of life you are instructed and even
reprimanded on the subject......For some reason it is not
polite in public......So stifle this basic of all biological needs,
you are told.......

When one gets older, one never really cares about the
early life's directives on the matter......One just "farts".....
After all the doctors want to know that your internal
parts are working properly and in some way you want
the rest of the world to know, in the most gradiose
of fashion, that you ain't dead yet.....Pumps