Pumps' Perplexities

Well it is that time of the year here in Jabunyaville......Every
tree has leaves and in the fall the "leaves fall" on to the
ground......It has been happening for thousands of years.....

But today there are people who do not appreciate the
"falling of the leaves".....These people have spent so much
money on their highly manicured green lawns, that the
slightest bit of acid from a decaying leaf is an abomination.....
"Heaven forbid"......

So after a year of seeding, fertilizing and mowing, and of
course the fertilizing of the tree roots also, additional money
is needed to prevent any possible damage caused by the
leaves, necessitating their instant removal....

A great conundrum, don't you think.......Pumps