Pumps' Perplexities

The two residents of this Jabunyaville household had to go to the
local DMV office to renew a simple ID card....Yes ID card not a
Drivers Licence or Vehicle Title.....Just a simple ID card with a
picture of a 66 year old on it......

The ID card was a simple renewal.....DMV web site said ID was needed
to get an ID card for the first time......Wrong.....You have to have
ID to get an ID card.......Two 12mile round trips, two waits on the
Information Line, two waits on the lobby seats, and finally two
trips to the designated window......And yes $10.00......

A fair warning to all......No matter how old you are.....No matter
how many times you have been to the DMV in your life.....No
matter what you are going there for.....Please bring every piece
of documentation you have to PROVE who you are.....I also
suggest a piece of personal used toilet paper just in case they
will require a DNA sample.....Do not contaminate the toilet paper
sample with Air Wick......

Welcome to the over correction of the Bureaucracy.....Pumps