Pumps' Perplexities

A gentleman by the name of Omar Bakri was recently
expelled from Britain......It seems that Mr. Bakri was a
mullah at a mosque and thought that "terrorists were
magnificent martyrs"......

Well due to a newspaper campaign it came to light that
this mullah, who liked terrorists, was living on the dole
(welfare, government subsistence) with his wife and six
kids.....(I guess he did not "mullah" all the time")......

Guess where Mr. Bakri was expelled to?.....Yep, you got it
Beirut, Lebanon.......

Don't you think that Mr. Bakri was caught trying to sneak
onto a ship of the Royal Navy in order to escape the turmoil
in Beirut?.......Don't you think that Mr. Bakri wants a visa to
visit with his wife and kids in England?......Don't you think
that Mr. Bakri may be a little scared of the bombing and
war in Lebanon?......

Our enemy......Large mouths standing behind cannon fodder.....
Mr. Bakri has more desire to have a seventh and eighth
child than to be a "magnificent martyr" himself.......Pumps