Pumps' Perplexities

Dah, the World Health Organization has just concluded that
60,000 people die due to the effects of the sun.....This
announcement has nothing to do with global warming, it is
just due to the fact that the sun exists in the sky.....

It appears that those effected by the above mentioned
statistic want to change their genetic skin color.....Some
48,000 die of malignant melanomas and another 12,000
for other forms of skin cancer caused by UV rays......

There are many 'causes' out there which want to reduce the
'death rate' of something or another, and they have passed
various laws in order to reduce the 'death rate'.....IE: Drunk
drivers and cigarette smoking......I wonder what form or
taxation or legal penalty they will enforce to try to reduce
the amount of 'sun deaths'?.......Close all the beaches?.....
Umbrella carrying?......No short sleeves or shorts in clothing
design?......

Just wait......Some idiot will come up with an idea.......Pumps