Pumps' Perplexities

Recently the whole world has been taken over by the "must have"
new technology in what ever field the technology is in.....

Have you ever tried to prepare a package of Caesar Salad,
bought at your local supermarket, WITHOUT a pair of scissors....

You have to open the bag with scissors, tearing along the
dotted line just never works.....I guess it has to do with the
nature of high speed packaging equipment.....The dotted line
and the 'tear point' never really line up exactly........

Next you have to cut the package of croutons open.....Followed
by the salad dressing and then the Parmesan grated cheese......
You have to use scissors because if you tried to open each
package by tearing at the "designated tear slot" the product
would be all over the kitchen counter.....Olde fingers.....

To solve all the engineered packaging problems in today's
world, I hope you own a good pair of utilitarian scissors
and, come to think of it, a jar opener.....Pumps