Pumps' Perplexities

Yes, at the front of my house there is a medium sized patch of
Assorted Green Vegetation.......After years of toil, struggle and
expenditure of funds, I have decided to live with the resulting
AGV.......

Members of the a state university* sent their people around
to take soil samples and provide the necessary seeding and
fertilizing regimen = result AGV.......Tree removal, for the
purpose of additional sunlight, = result AGV of a greener and
heartier variety.....

The only good fact is that here in Jabunyaville the neighbors
have had mixed results with their 'plots of beautification'......
The Lawn Man has a perfect lawn thanks to his high water
bill and left over 'customer' seed......The Florist Man has been
able to divert attention from his 'patch of green' with the use
of plants and flowers.......The Mexican Man rakes his 'patch'
in order to duplicate the look of a Cancun beach.....The
Electrician Man just yells at his friend the Lawn Man......

As for me, I will just keep my AGV cut very low so that no one
can tell the difference from the Kentucky Blue and the
Broad Leaf......Pumps

* For Al: It was VT