Pumps' Perplexities

Here in the Eastern United States it seems that winter
has yet to come.......Warm temperatures are preventing
the accumulation of snow and reducing heating bills.....
What everybody forecasted has yet to occur.....

There are those who will bring up the "global warming"
gambit but that does not even hold true this year.....

For some reason it seems that the Winter has gone to
Europe.....Excessive cold and snowfall has taken its
toll on the poor continent.....Next we will hear about
a bad avalanche season in the Alps......

Also, it seems there will be plenty of snow in Italy for
this year's 2006 Winter Olympics.....It there some grand
plan to put the snow where it is needed?....Pumps