Pumps' Perplexities

The only real way to stop a rumor or additional speculation on
a given subject is by telling the truth.......The truth seems to
stop rumors dead in their tracts......And I must add in this
political world, if it is not the truth, it should be damn good
and sound like the truth......

A few decades ago a boss of mine wound up with a case of the
"crabs"......Yes those little bugs......The rumors were rampant
in the business office and this poor man became the "talk of
the water cooler"......In order to stop all the rumor and fuss
concerning his "condition" he proceeded to write a large
sign and affix it to his office door.......He closed the door....The
sign was read and the rumors came to an quick end.......

The source of the "little devils" was the men's wash room,
third stall, sixth floor......This notification worked......I hope
the same "truth" works for Mr. Cheney......By the way
a few "insiders" really knew the true source of the "little
devils"........Like I said, above, it should sound damn good....
Pumps.......