Pumps' Perplexities

Personal injury lawyers, or as they were known in my
earlier days as "ambulance chasers", are all over the
place and ready to take their share of a client's
settlement, if they win, at the drop of a hat......I hate to
say it, I like the French System......Bring the suit and if
you lose, you pay all court costs.....The possibility of
"losing" money does decrease frivolous law suits.....

In Australia a woman sued for the wrongful death of
her husband......#1 At a dinner party a Benihana chef
tossed shrimp at him and refused to stop when asked....
#2 During the next six months the husband went to
doctors "for various ailments" and then underwent
surgery to relieve numbness in an arm.......#3 Five
months later he had a high fever and died......

The wife sued Benihana for his death because the
shrimp throwing chef "set in motion the forces that lead
to his death".....

It took two hours for the jury to return a verdict.....
Do you think she won or lost her 13 million dollar
law suit?.........(Scroll the page for the answer.).......














NO...............Pumps