Pumps' Perplexities

Today the Jabunyaville snow covered the Jabunyaville
leaves.....And panic set in "full time"......Three inches of
wet mush has closed entire school systems or shut some
down two to three hours early.......Snow the scourge of
the South......

I guess this is the last day anyone will be caught dead
in a pair of shorts until March......It may hit 50F degrees
again in mid-January and a "true believer" will adorn
them for a day or two, however......

What really gets me is that the guys who own those
"high wheel - off road - mud covered" trucks think that
the reason they can not drive in the snow is someone
else's fault......(It is really because they are not
wearing their shorts - but do not tell them that)....Pumps