Pumps' Perplexities

This food item has become the "new age" way to prepare
Thanksgiving Day dinner....It is said that this method of
cooking is necessary to make the "bird" taste better.....

In order to prepare a turkey in this manner, you must
first go out and buy a turkey deep fryer - cost $29.99 to
$49.99 for an economical appliance.....Next you need the
deep fry oil - cost $27.99 at your local supermarket....
Then you have the turkey itself - cost $17.00 to $23.00
for a 20 pound bird.....

Have you noticed that the turkey is the most inexpensive
item?....Have you decided what to do with the used deep
fry oil?....Have you bought a fire extinguisher to prevent
your deck or house from catching on fire?.....Have you
considered that it costs $75.00 to cook by this method?...
Were not the Pilgrims frugal?.......Pumps