Pumps' Perplexities

Boy do these people have you......Just think if their bill is
not paid due to "loss by the Post Office".....It is YOUR
FAULT......If they "did not mail out the bill"......It is YOUR
FAULT......From THEIR point of view, everything is
YOUR FAULT......Because YOU can not prove anything,
one way or another......And, they are NON-BELIEVERS......

If you have any kind of blemish such as a late payment
or two in the past or history of complaint YOU are on the
defensive from "Press #1".....

The only way to have the "upper hand" is to have a history
of prompt payment and NO BALANCE......Then you can
use the words, "Cancel my account".....Remember they do
not want to lose their better customers.....While they do not
make "big" money on your account, you do effect their
cash flow by providing operational capitol with your prompt
payment.....Your "on-time" check will pay the weekly salary
for the woman you are "bitching" at.......Pumps