Pumps' Perplexities

Whether big or small, people want to keep them green.....
Soil testing kits, lime, fertilizer, seed and maintenance
all for a green lawn that looks nice......

Lawns cost money.....In "dribs and drabs", a dollar here
and a dollar there, the cost of maintaining a nice green
lawn can run into the hundreds if not thousands of
dollars.....People will complain about gas and cell phone
service costs but never complain about throwing more
money into the "lawn".....It seems no one worries about
the price of "pretty".....Or is it keeping up with the Jones',
at any cost.....

Dirt is dirt, grass is grass.....You should keep up with it
the best you can, but I can not see giving up a good steak
dinner at your favorite restaurant just for a few brown
spots on your lawn......Pumps