Pumps' Perplexities

As one grows older, one wakes up with a new ache or pain
that was not there the day before....Today's malady will
be knee pain.....

Yes, yesterday the knee was fine....This morning it is not....
Perhaps a muscle strain during night time sleep?...Perhaps
the gout?...Perhaps arthritis?....Perhaps neuritis?....Perhaps
neuralgia?....Perhaps calcium deposits?.....

If you go to a family doctor, he will send you to a specialist....
The next thing you know it is a MRI at the hospital of your
non-choosing and forms to fill out.....So!

Rub the area with some BenGay or IcyHot, take an Advil or
Aspirin, go to bed....Because, tomorrow you will have another
pain de jour in a different part of your body.....But remember:
"If the pain lasts more than three day, consult your doctor"....
And, carry an extra pen to fill out any necessary forms...
Also do not your insurance cards...Pumps