Pumps' Perplexities

Well it is that time of the year for TV tennis...Where people
watch a ball go back and forth, over the net and between
the sharp white lines...

It appears to be a game for the young with talent and great
puberty producing hormones, which increases and sharpens
their reflexes...Every year the young beat the old....At the
age of 30 you should join the senior circuit, in this game, but
few do....The elders still try to reclaim fame and once
again hope the hormones will flow....But alas they do not....

We are forced to listen to sports commentators lamenting
the glory days of the defeated one minute and the next minute
acting surprised at the abilities of the young....It is the same
every year...

The best thing about this TV sport, for seniors, is watching the
ball....It exercises the optic muscles...Pumps