Pumps' Perplexities

We have all received telemarketing calls, whether we have
caller ID or not...We have all read scores of of interesting
things to say to the annoying or inopportune caller...

But the best way to answer the telephone is to GRUNT...
Just remember the sound you may have uttered on a
day of great bowel discomfort...And use it...

This sound is so negative and denotes such unhappiness
that the "caller" will hang up first...They sense that they
have contacted a person in pain who will not be
responsive to any of their offerings...In contrast, if the
"caller" is a friend, they will remain on the line in order
to confirm your well being..."The Grunt" will be
understandable and easy to explain to them...

So during telemarketing business hours of 9AM to 9PM
when answering that unknown telephone call just
GRUNT...No fancy words, no perkiness, just a good
solid GRUNT...Pumps